Ultimamente sono più incazzata del solito!
Sono incazzata per tutto e con tutti, anche se non lo do a vedere! Mantengo il mio solito contegno che farcisco con la mia proverbiale e distaccata ironia e un mare di "cazzo" tra una parola e l'altra che ormai è sdoganato e fa divertente, o, qualche volta, una risatina con la i. Per il resto mi nutro di ham, I love Ed Westwick (and already from this we understand that I have more problems than usual! I'm also trying to convince my boy, with the most absurd reasons, that the bow is so sexy that the should also wear the pajamas! I'm also doing an experiment: the whisper "bow tie" in the ear while he sleeps and I have the insomnia, awaiting the moment when he will come with that. If it works even begin to whisper "the cultivates 'grass instead of green beans "and" French Polynesia "). The days that I do not like Ed dribble for Alexander Skarsgård !
Of course I only watch the show, True Blood (fuck the third series are still running), Gossip Girl (it's just begun the third series ) Fringe (has just begun the second), The Mentalist, Weeds ( I came to the fourth), Lie to Me and all those that come to mind.
course all this happens except Thursday.
and I look at him on Thursday Year Zero (although these two episodes in the presence of Belpietro has undermined my level of endurance .... basically that is why I use the TV as a monitor and watch the show not only doubled . But still better than Alfano or mouthpiece!)
Well on Thursday I turn on the telly and watch RaiDue.
I am a careful observer and after school to study Lie to me now even the characters who populate the programs.
Let's intervention yesterday Montaruli Augusta.
Here I found it nothing short of violent, out of place and without any sense!
And, in my infinite goodness, I am deeply sorry for her
.
So, I think you look back, always in my infinite goodness, I decided to give some advice to my new friend Montaure Augusta.
start.
1. Delll'ironia.
not by the doctor to someone who is not. Like ... the
Daddario graduated? If so you can call the Dr. otherwise not. (This is semmplice!)
Never use expressions such as "... Doctor, so if you can call ..." The be teachers is a fact that is given only from or not, graduates. The rest is just ridicule that may or may not be granted to people who can afford it, not to any that should hit the listener with interesting thoughts, profound or at least relevant.
The irony is great.
2. the look.
It 's the look that makes the politician or the politician who makes the look? So
the look is a very important thing especially if you look. (If Go to the radio what I'm about to say does not count much more than you see only a few people)
So starting from this assumption in the toilet ... throw those earrings! Now!
With ears you have, I mean, at most, points of light, at most. Although I'd recommend anything in particular to cover the hair!
3.Del your concept of rebellion.
I did not understand anything!
It is not just a matter of argument that does not stand up but the tone and the voice that does not help! (See punto7)
4. Body and Politics: "The problem is that someone wants to use the body and politics" (?)
Forgive me, I lack this concept I knew nothing because I vivo sulla Terra, in Italia...Tu???
5.Delle affermazioni part1
"la sinistra eleva ad icone politiche le escort"
Allora è vero? Tu non vivi in mezzo a noi!!!
Please portami nel tuo mondo che nel mio le zoccole siedono alla destra del padre!!!
6. Delle affermazioni part2
Mai fare affermazioni che potrebbero nuocere le tue tesi(questo è difficile, perchè in politica da qualsiasi parte guardi c'è sempre qualcuno che ha fatto lo stesso o peggio)
Quindi se qualcuno all'affermazione
"C'è qualcuno indagato che è stato candidato alle europee"
avesse risposto "Mastella"? Cosa avresti answered?
(No it the first that comes to mind)
why always think before you speak and never stick to Uffo and random things.
7.Della voice.
The voice is important and that is why my advice and do the tests before the mirror and registering.
(a bit 'as it was in elementary school when learning to lemon slinguazzava arm)
voice should never, ever be too high, especially when you have a microphone. Ever restless, messy, one must always be present at their own language (and here you go back to elementary!), Ever use words that do not know how to pronounce "Intelligent gi ... ... ... ghe that" , never overpower other items with a shrill voice Acute and unsympathetic.
Still in elementary school, between a test and the other, I have learned that those who shout no longer has a reason for maintaining a normal tone, it's just annoying.
If, while you talk, one of those things happens, you stop and breathe deeply if the case is resumed.
If you just happen all at once made a figure of apocalyptic dimensions of shit (as vabbbè never claim to be a Latin lover and then pay the women!)
So the voice should be warm, bright and clear tone of a particular firm and and determined. Let the voice
dellla Daddario. That's perfect!
8. Monologues.
words and arguments should not be thrown / s case.
Must be relevant and to have any basis or meaning! Let
:
"worry about public television .... ... ... ... case Tremonti bond astrico .... small businesses buy ... ... ... militancy ground ... who knows what roads easy ... but you should shut up by someone who says I have a blog whore ... ... there you have to wonder that there are people like Patricia Daddario seeking the easy way to get a job "
Assuming that it takes to do the monologues great familiarity, skill, topics, intelligence, etc etc talk about your dialectic would be like shooting the red cross. So now
Reread paragraph 5.6 and 7 and apply now il monologo di Carl Bernstein. Dopo aver cercato di suggere tutta la maestria del maestro Carl ripensare bene a quello che si voleva dire e riformulare il pensiero. Forse ne cavi piedi!(anche se ne dubito)
9.Del pubblico.
Quando mentre stai parlando inizia il sottofondo vuol dire che nessuno ti sta più ascoltando.
10.Delle domande.
Alle domande non si risponde con altre domande e soprattutto non si risponde con domande che non hanno niente a che fare con il discorso.Mai dire durante una discussione che ha come fulcro centrale un argomento "Lei non si preoccupi di quest'argomento"
Non ha senso!
Insomma spero che i miei consigli cara mia nuova amica Augusta Montaruli ti possano essere utili per le prossime volte, se ce ne saranno.
Vivere sotto scorta alla sua età e non capirne il motivo è grave.
La violenza chiama violenza.
Così come non c'è merda senza odore di merda.
Meglio impararlo subito, così come a limonare.
Non si sa mai dove ti porta la vita.
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